Exclusive Special Interview With GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD

**A note from Steve: For the remainder of this week and next due to serious editing work (with my second book and other editing junk) I will not be blogging but intend on making my rounds. Meanwhile, get to know GSG below. I will be back hopefully by late next week sometime.

Ok, here we have GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD – blogger. Before we begin, I’ll kick it off right to make you totally comfortable. Do you feel from the onset that this interview will become a disaster, and your blog will become riddled with leftist trolls who don’t like the Great Satan?

Well, can't be any worse than those pics that mysteriously made it on the web! I love trolls! They taste just like chicken!

I like the name of your blog, “Great Satan’s Girlfriend.” It’s so darned original. I’d have thought that if Great Satan were a woman I’d hit on her too, but that’s not the point. So when are you and the Great Satan getting married? Could there ever possibly be a divorce?

Thanks. I just wanted it to be provocative -- a really in your face type thing. Since certain elements refer to America as the Great Satan - I thought it would be cool to take it and run with it, embrace all they hate and fear and promote it - fun and free choice. Essentially - America is a force for good - always has been.
A really big influence was and remains Bevin Alexander's "How America Got It Right" Great Satan is the only one of Her kind. This book will make everyone want to be an American. It should be the required text for all schools worldwide. It shows that America is a noble nation - the most benign, the most beneficent and to intolerant regimes and their fan boys - the most deadly.

GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD revels in it. Proud that America is hated by girl fearing rocket rich rejects, facebook frightened regimes or time traveling militias that provide zero services for their people, lose every war they start and would never hold a real election.

Laughingly undiplomatic that the same cats who brought the world Greenday, Gitmo, Fergie Ferg and Abu Grahib can also deliver the most humanitarian, high tech, all weather killers of killers in world history into YOUR hood - if the need or even opportunity arises. Plus - despite all the faux anti Americanism - Great Satan is still the destination of choice for people all around the world.

Do you smoke Galoises, wear green shaded lipstick to match your eyes, or revel in your abandon watching exceedingly dull French movies that no one has ever even heard of? This is a crucial question; one of our leftist blog commenters who hosts no blog of his own probably has a dire need to know the answer to this.

Yes, yes, menthol and yes. Not especially - though I do have a weakness for Vanilla flavored pipe tobacco - not smoking - just like the aroma. I don't really get to watch too many movies or TV - though I have been accused of wearing out a copy of "Midway" I just love Admiral Nogumo's line "All these torpedo planes can't be coming from one American Carrier!"

Most bloggers are typically driven or influenced to start off blogging with some big world event. Could you tell us what got you into blogging? Was it boredom?

No - it was all the defeatism out there. "The War is lost" or "The military is broken, stretched thin." I knew this wasn't true. I had family members who were in Iraq and they were not so convinced it was all for naught. I knew America suffered 22k casualties on Okinawa in 6 weeks and didn't freak out or give up. I knew my American history - and I wanted to provide an alternate world view. Plus I really wanted to confront and challenge certain schools of thought.

GrEaT sAtAn’S gIrLfRiEnD was originally started because I saw so many incorrect, boring, weak hand-wringing echo chambers on line that seemed historically ignorant - either openly defeatist, critical of America (to a degree that never seemed applied to any other nation) or were covert inappropriate hand-wringing echo chambers that really, really tried to convince people that America wouldn’t be here next week. She was doomed!

And this goes for the 'right wing conservatives' too - as well as the left. Way back in those days, late 06 and early 07 seemed like everybody was wailing that America was done for.

Totally creeped me out.

All this depressing junk was a total turnoff. After being declared personae non gratis at like a billion loser lover sites, I said “The heck with it - these cats are so played, so incorrect - I could do a positive, optimistic site way better that these doofus grande’s.” Or so I thought!

You have said that “America ain’t what’s wrong with the world.” Then pray tell us, what is? Fire away, sister. We know it isn’t Islam, right?

In a word? Autocracies. Anywhere that lacks egalitarianism and tolerance, an open, uncensored press, an independent judiciary, periodic transparent elections, rule of law, protection of private property, freedom of religion, freedom from religion, a military under civilian control and a Nat’l Treasury under public scrutiny, unfiltered access to the web is a problem spot.

Traditionally control freaks seem driven to attack any democracy in weapons range. They cannot be content to misrule and mistreat their own people - they are expansionist and have to act out against their neighbors. Add WMD in the mix and 'why even tolerate them?' becomes a righteous quiz

Consider this:

Every threat to international order after Cold War involved a gov that fell short of Western and economic standards. Every security problem that the America felt called upon to address would be alleviated, if not solved altogether, if the regimes responsible for them could be remade to adore mentioned American specs:

Tolerant, egalitarian societies with a penchant for periodic, transparent elections, a free, uncensored press, a nat'l treasury under public scrutiny, a military under civie control, an independent judiciary under elected Gov oversight.

I am not especially convinced that mohammedism and democracy are incompatible - after all - most of the world's billion mohammedists live in democracies - like India or Malaysia. Of course a case could be made that hooking up mohammedism, Arabic Tribalism and a pitiful literacy rate is the world's worst buzzkill ever!

Kommen Sie aus Deutschland oder ist es durch familie? Wenn ja welches teil von Deutschland entsteht ihre familie? In English please so that the others may understand, and I do not get further confused. I don’t think they know German as much as you do oder me. I actually suck at German as you can see here.

Yeah, well mein Deutsch is actually worse than my French and English! Actually, Osterreich, around the Wein area though we have some family in Germany proper like Regensburg, Nurnburg, Bad Tolz. Think we came over way back - some made it over after Red Army devoured Austria - real refugees - that settled here and thanked God every day for America.

Should we invade Iran, or should we just let Israel do it alone? Is the time ripe for a good ol’ dropping of several bunker busters onto Natanz? How would you handle Iran if you had it your way?

Well, way too much to cover here but there is an idea floating out there about de-capping the leadership and critical commands without invading.
A case could be made for killing the regime. Launch a massive blitz on the top 20% of Iran's ruling clerics and praetorian Revo Guards. Since January of this year - the Gay Free Republic has gathered their top leadership three different times at the same place and time. They never did that during 43's trip - so the target set is available.

Iran's street enforcers - the Beseeji - are summoned with text and cell phone calls. "OK ya'll. Big protest at Prophet Square assemble at 1730 hours and disperse them." So fake them out and take them out - send them to a pre determined impact area.

Iran's air defense systems are perhaps best described as "feisty yet spineless," her conventional military capabilities are embarrassing and expert Francois Heisbourg's "Iran: Choix des Armes" claims within 5 days or less Iran would be defeated and SCREAMING for a cease fire.

Again too much to cover - though it seems like the best option out there.

As we peruse through some of your blog photos of what may be you and some of your sisters, friends, or whomever they may be, some of us noticed (well, I did) that you may be younger than we’d expect of a blogger on the intelligence level you’re at now. BUT THIS IS OK. Typically people your age are out there partying with beer and funnels, and couldn’t give a rat’s bottom what’s happening in our world. I mean, I, the person who knows everything and possesses complete worldly knowledge, completely is aware that you’re young, innocent, never drank a day in your life, and you probably study a lot while your college buddies are partying their behinds off. How does this affect your social life while you maintain such a wonderfully well managed blog whilst trapped in a college dorm with no car to go anywhere and nothing but a JC Penney catalog where you can search for the latest fashions in frantic fervor?

Ha ha ha. Well, being hot, funny, smart and fashionably cultured bears certain costs. Actually - I was the miracle baby. Me 'rents were ready to settle down and enjoy being me maw and paw paw and then "Hello!" They told me for years my real name was either 'Oops! or 'Uh Oh!'

I have nieces and nephews older than me, so it seemed like I was always around grown ups. I learned to pick my battles, when to bow to absurdity and plot my revenge.

Luckily, despite collegiate concerns, I manage to party way too much, and generally do not tolerate stuff that conflicts with my - frankly - hedonistic lifestyle!

I just discovered that you have a pristine driving record. This is great and is also just a statement in place to keep the other bloggers calm and relaxed and not lose sleep over it if you were an absolutely horrible driver who wrecks a lot of cars. This is not a question, so read on. Relax, you’re doing great.


So tell us your last name and the story about it. Ok, I have something to say of great, significant, and coincidental nature. Did you know that my grandmother is extremely familiar with your last name? She was running down a hill with a bucket of coal and my 7 year old mother in tow, maneuvering to get away from something related to your last name in Clydebank Scotland trying to make it to the bomb shelter. Good thing she survived. I might not have been here asking you these questions of complete and utterly significant importance!

Dang! Glad they made it!

Yeah the name. Well, I'd prefer not to share it yet - mainly 'cause I do have to function somewhat in an environment that would not be so hip to my 'bloodthirsty' daemoneoconic beliefs (also - all the Aryan 4th Reichers wanna hook up and start rebuilding the master race or something).

Let's just say it is very, very close to a brilliant, if misguided cat who built combat planes and jets for a certain regime ground to dust long ago.

It made me sit up and learn a ton of history.

What is your current major in college? Is it related to your blog in any way? I have a feeling it might be, so go ahead and embarrass me and tell us your major is in “the history of quilting” and that you are really a socio-cultural historian feminista bent on destroying the outcome of many aspiring young military-political historians through boring nonsensical videos on quilt-making and learning about why Estonian boiled sheep-sausage making was vitally important to the economy there.

Well, right now - just getting the basic stuff out of the way. Still wrestling with the major thing, though think I've narrowed it down to journalism, and international relations. Probably go for the PHD in the latter - if cash, events and circumstances permit.

Have you ever traveled abroad? If so, where, and what did you do while being there? Were you caught in the act of doing anything wrong? And, if you flew on British Airways, did you remember to ride the “London Eye” for free, or did you pay for it in cash? NOTHING HELD AGAINST YOU provided you do not reveal to any of them that this happened to me.

Yeah. Used to quite a bit. Europe, Middle East. Got ran out of Lebanon in the crazy Retarded Rocket War of 06 Hiz'B'Allah's creepy body part collector general started.

Great Britain was really cool. Saw all the touristry stuff and people loved the accent.

I get into trouble all the time - on the road or not. My most appealing super power is the ability to totally PO people just by breathing.

"Ah. You Americans. You have so much of everything"

"Yessir. Especially stealth bombers and cruise missiles"

I also tend to function as a drama magnet for control freaks - which at this point in my life seems to be nearly every and anybody.

I mean, COME ON. Don’t you think it’s astutely irresponsible to discuss military coups in your blog during this grand time in our nation’s historical and climactic upheavals through being led by a village idiot born outside of the United States, or are you trying to send a signal to some general we don’t know who is about to launch an attack on the White House? You can tell us; we can keep a secret.

Actually, I think Pentagon did do a PR coup of sorts about the McChrystal AFPAK stuff. The "How To Stage A Military Coup" essay was mainly a coded signal about striking the regime in Iran.

So tell us about the music you like. If you could play a song in the background of your blog, what would it be, and why? Mister Beamish plays music on his blog, and it annoys me, especially if I am at work and my volume is up. It makes people look at me funny. He can be a real nuisance at times. Would you want to disturb me like that? Just a thought, I think your blog song should be Hall of the Mountain King by Grieg, or maybe even Flight of the Valkyries by Wagner. Avoid the use of Bruce Springsteen’s music. We won’t come to your blog. But if it is Black Sabbath, both Beamish and I will be there. Yes, Always On Watch will be there too, but she knows the secret of VOLUME CONTROL.

Maybe "Night on Bald Mountain?"

I like rock best I guess. My fave band is this really cool group from Ohio called "Hawthorne Heights" Met them on tour when I was little and really took to them. (that is a whole 'nother Iview on a whole 'nother site!)

Their muscianship is off the charts, the lyrics are fantastic, their production values are lightyears ahead of other rock bands and if there was any justice in the world they would be rocking out in sold out stadiums.

Their tune "Saying Sorry" is just. The. Best. Ever.

I did have some music on there once - but everybody dissed it so much I scrapped it.

Do you play any musical instruments? What color is your strat?

Nope. But Papa always said mom was a great performer! I reckon my fave guitar is the Rickenbacker 620. Midnight blue.

Tell us your thoughts on the importance of strategic cash reserves, and how you manage consistently to have lots of cash on hand all of the time. Do you agree with the current statist economy we’re in, which is based on Fiat Money?

Fortunately, there is an entire class of citizens out there that don't mind parading eye candy around for a trip to Chili's, the mall or wherever. And often they insist on doing the spending - so it is a blessing no doubt!

Am not so up on current economic stuff. I read once in a really cool book by Robert K Massie called "Dreadnaught" that the Brits floated the idea of a 'naval holiday' in regards to Germany's Battleship building bust. Maybe a 'tax holiday' would be cool.

Cash rationing is the total opposite of being spontaneous - which is so wrong.

If you could describe Ronald Reagan in one word, please do so. Also, please describe in one word, Barack Obama.

One word - ummm Ok for 40 it would be optimistic. 44 is scary.

You discussed the reunification of Germany in your blog. How did you feel about the Berlin Wall? Was it necessary? Those Commie bastards. Beakerkin will tell you all about the Communists.

Well, from DDR (East Germany)'s position - the wall was vital. Nearly 350,000 people split in 18 months before it was built so in order to actually retain Soviet Union's crown jewel and war spoils the exit of folks had to be stopped.

The Wall was cruel, evil and a gigantic billboard to prove that totalitarianism - of any kind - totally sucks.

What’s your favorite football team? Mine is the Detroit Lions. You got something against that? If you had free tickets to a Detroit Lions game, would you drive all the way from Virginia to Detroit to see this spectacle, even if it meant you were passing up the opportunity to play with your band at a party hosted by a famous writer who lives here in Virginia? (HINT: the famous writer is not me. YET).

Well, I just recently learned that Super Bowl and World Series are two entirely different critters so I could probably pick out different MiG combat jets easier than figuring out if the Braves were a football team or not.

Jungle Mom (who we think quite literally lives in a jungle hut in Paraguay taking care of the native apes that swing in vines there and steal unfrosted strawberry pop tarts) wanted to know where you got your cool cap from? I like it too. Beamish had one, but it was stolen.

I think I picked it up at a shop between Grafenwöhr and Nürnberg. Might have been at Eschenbach. I still have it somewhere, hidden beneath all the dossiers, strike plans and Fajar 5 missile parts scattered about my lair.

Blogger Jen (Cheese in My Shoe) wanted to know how someone so smart like you could ever like Britney Spears. Hey, I’m up there with a good IQ and I like Britney Spears too for all the obvious reasons, so let it all loose here!

Oh, I love Britney! She was a really big influence on girls! She was a HUGE influence - like she taught all us little 9, 10 and 11yo girls it was totally cool to dress like a hoochie, act like a hoochie and not really be a hoochie. To dance all around the fire and never get burned. Of course - it never works out that way, but she really gave us confidence to try it!

For millions of girls in Great Satan - and by extension - the entire world - Britney's comeback is living proof that you can stumble, fumble make down right idiotic choices and still overcome them with hard work, self imposed discipline, talent and luck.

If I told you I had a way of getting back to southern England in the year 1066 on a rainy day on a muddy hill overlooking the battle of Hastings, watching the Normans clamor up a ridge in full battle regalia and chain mail, killing Britons with maces, bows and arrows while utilizing full outflanking maneuvers as we whiled away eating oat cakes and I played a lute wearing tights, suspenders and singing sonnets, would you come with me? What are your thoughts on this epic battle, and why was it so significant, which paved the way for modern day England, our system of taxation, as well as the foundations for our legal system as well?

Mmmmm. Oatcakes.

Well, I probably would have used my influence to get the Anglo Saxons to prep defensive positions elsewhere, back off and rest up a bit (after all, they had just battled a semi Viking invasion a day before) and draw the Normans to them in a Kursk lite kill zone.

Hastings is a great example of theory application: In this case combined arms. Norman bowmen, cavalry and infantry co op'd together to deny the English the initiative, and gave the ad hoc English army few tactical options except defence.

Also opened up Britain to European and Byzantine ideas and ideals as opposed to the isolated, backwards Scandinavian stuff that Sceptured Isle had absorbed to date.

In a few words, sum up how YOU would solve the palestinian problem (don’t fret, it’s deliberately not capitalized). If it were me, the folk who make RAID would be rich.

Ok - I gotta tell you - Palestine is really a button pusher for me personally.

I had just turned 11yo. Being home schooled at the time - the drill was pretty much the same - get up early -- knock out a few chores -- grab Bfast in front of the TV and then submit to beneficient despotic control freaks who despised fun of any kind.

One Tuesday though, breakfasting on Cap'n Crunch Berries - all the channels were showing the same thing. And it was ungodly. I tried to scream and instantly choked and strangled myself.

People were JUMPING out of buildings. Mercifully - the shocked anchors cut away to their man in Gaza. And there they were - smoking, joking, passing out laffy taffy and celebrating the death of innocents thousands of miles away.

Massive research on Palestine led me to create the term 'Palestinian Sympathy Fatigue"

There are roughly three choices here - and none of them good per se:

I reckon the nice way would be - say - if Palestinians really want a state - then build it already! The argument that settling the borders and removing Little Satan's troops must come first is a path to failure. For one thing, Little Satan will not and should not leave until it is clear that the West Bank can be policed by Palestinians and that the region will not be a source of terrorism, as Gaza and South Lebanon became when Little Satan left there.

No conference and no treaty can provide such a guarantee; only functioning Palestinian police forces that are already fighting and defeating terror can do so.

This would require incredible tough love for Palestinians, the marginalization or annihilation of creeps, jerks and intolerant murderous ideology and all the HAMAS state controlled media. Also a massive influx of cash to build a riviera type Las Vegas East beach front paradise. And it may take a generation to do it.

On the other hand - from a purely evil Americanistic Imperial, Machiavelian strategic mindset:

Transfer Palestinians out of the Strip and West Bank and annex the turf. Yes it would be horrible - all those poor people having to flee their land. So what? Can't be any worse than 8 million people that fled Red Army's panzer blitz that divided Europa for decades.

Besides - West Bank and Gaza Strip were captured fair and square in a real war - victorious, desperate counterattacks against repeated invasions and attacks on a democratic member of UN.

All the UN's legalese about 'occupied' or 'disputed' turf is a weak joke. Check out a map of Deutschland in 1909 and compare it with a map in 2009. What the heck happened? Why, Germany has shrunk by like 25%! Now, try and make the case for returning turf that has been German since Roman times - and the world will laughingly lecture about the wages a state incurs when it repeatedly attacks its neighbors. And repeatedly loses.

If an estimated 750K Palestinians can flee the Strip January 08 to trek to Cairo and buy ciggy puffs, snazzy new moto bikes and hook up with hot girls than surely Egypt can reclaim their 1.5 million former colonists and transport them to safety and assimilate them into loyal productive citizens. Same for Jordan and WB.

This would be a strategic re alignment of immense proportions - seeding the most literate Arabs on the face of the earth ever -- with a history of voting in real - transparent elections -- to any number of Arab League's 22 despotries.

Failure to solve the Palestinian problem enflames and radicalizes the Middle East. This suggestion is not totally false. Though it raises this quiz: Of all the ethnic and territorial disputes since 1945, why is this one so uniquely unsolvable? Germans do not blow themselves up in the streets of Gdansk to protest Polish rule over Danzig. Greeks don't do schoolbuses full of Turkish schoolchildren to demand the return of Smyrna. Bolivia does not wage endless war against Chile to revise War of the Pacific.

So what is so magical about Palestine?

Lastly - forget about it. Let the mighty Arab street seethe with anger against unjust arrogance. So what? Has the Arab street ever accomplished anything - aside from running Syria out of Lebanon - in pursuit - not of vengence for shame and honor - but in a futuristic attempt to create a functional democracy?

If Palestine is so pressing for the ME - handle it! Maybe Great Satan should "outsource it" to "regional state and non state actors."

This would be dangerous as HAMAS and Hiz'B'Allah would try to shape the violence and get hammered and drag Great Satan right back into it.

Time is….UP. You may turn your filled in form to the gentleman standing behind you in the green shed.

Dang. You guys are always finishing up first! Thanks so much for the opportunity. mWaH!

Thanks very much, GSG. And now, a break for some of our Jonesin' commenters. But before we go, I entice all of you to visit GSG's latest posting. I love scenarios!

A Special Veteran's Day Message (to someone I love)

Vet's Day is also YOUR day to reflect. Do you….

Remember those times I was gone?

Remember the time you helped me get ready for that flight to Wallop’s Island to deliver “communications materials” when I nearly missed it and you helped get my uniform ready and out the door when we lived on the base?

Remember the time you took care of my Roma and Better Boy tomatoes in Dahlgren while I was deployed during Desert Storm, temporarily assigned on a ship over there for six months, leaving behind you, Erica, and our five-month old Aaron behind, thinking “this would be it” for me making Chief?

Remember the time I was going onboard USS Charleston early one morning thinking we were going away for a long time, and you drove me there to the pier and you got a flat tire, and then we found out the main condenser suffered a massive casualty, preventing us from going over to the Gulf during the first wave?

Remember those nights I’d come home from duty on the ships I served on, and you were always there waiting for me?

Remember when I used to call you from the USS LaSalle via INMARSAT and had to connect to the Dahlgren base operator and we’d talk for a long time?

How about the time I came back and you had that marquis sign on the base, welcoming me home from my deployment?

Do you remember when you sent me pumpkin bread? You probably didn’t realize how much I appreciated that. You also didn’t know it was so hot outside that the pumpkin bread always came out of the box nice and warm as if it were oven fresh; you wrapped it so well and the guys up in Radio went nuts over it.

Maybe you never knew how many nights went by when I thought about you and the kids…..and our cat Sylvester.

Remember how you used to work at Navy Relief as a volunteer, helping sailors and their families get their budgets all straightened out, and then you’d come home to take care of us?

Remember you took care of EVERYTHING from changing diapers to feeding the kids to taking care of yourself, the house, the bills…..

Well, NOTHING has been forgotten by me, sweetheart. If you can’t go out tonight with me, let’s go on a date Friday night. You deserve it. You are and always shall be my best friend.

Happy Veterans’ Family day, darling. They don’t give the families who are left behind much credit, but I will today.

I will go on loving you forever.

xoxoxxoxox

Rudy's Book Status

After multiple edits and revisions as far as formatting goes, it seems his book has not only come down in price - from $23.51 down to $19.95 but he has also offered an e-book version as well for only $10. Trying to keep the price down apparently through cutting back on the markup and also cutting back on format, not content.

The book is available HERE in both e-book and 6x9 paperback versions.

Once he's approved the final proof, distribution to other book dealers and websites kick in, including Amazon/Amazon UK, Borders, Barnes & Noble and every other book dealer around the world.

Do expect marketing hits from his site here. I will also do the good looking wee laddie a favor by posting some spam here too. I have personally purchased 8 books so far. We need to try and convince Rudy to push for a Kindle version too.

Russian Airshow Disaster

Sknyliv Airshow Disaster - Raw Footage

I don't remember seeing this. Pretty graphic. In the first video I thought about how the person with the camera casually strolled past the pilot who had ejected from his aircraft without offering assistance. But the rest of this is an interesting 8 minutes or so. 3:54 and 4:33, do not watch those parts if you are squeamish. 8:06, spectacular footage of the plane impacting the ground.

Homeland Chief SPEAKS OUT

SOURCE

Janet Napolitano says her agency is working with groups* across the United States to try to deflect any backlash against American Muslims following Thursday's rampage by Army Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, a Muslim who reportedly expressed growing dismay over the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

CAIR: We know how to do it, Janet. We'll sue them, make them give up their computers so we can study their hate crimes in detail. But once discovery process starts from their end and comes over to our end, we'll drop the lawsuit in fear of us getting found out we're actually a terrorist front leaving them penniless and afraid to ever say anything more bad about our religion of peace.

JANET: Great idea. I strongly support that effort. Um, the young girl over there in the Chador? Mind if I borrow her in my room tonight?




















*Groups: Subversive Muslim-types that pretend to represent American Muslims while at the same time are terrorist fronts unbeknownst to the FBI, CIA and Homeland Security.

cOmInG sOoN to a sChOol nEaR YOU

It's long overdue. Since our president is mentally retarded and we have a bimbo in charge of Homeland Security who doesn't know the difference between shit and apple butter, I will toss this prediction out to the open- America is RIPE for a Beslan-style school takeover and attack. Maybe not from Chechen Black Widows and gangs, but something similar.

I wrote this piece several years ago. It was published on a local news website and I raised a lot of heads with this one:


COMING TO A SCHOOL NEAR YOU

I haven't even told my wife that I have been building a time machine. It sits outside in my shed. Those magnets were expensive. I never believed that I could possibly find these parts in the local junkyard! After assembling my time machine, which is crudely built from within an old phone booth, I finally figured out how to gain temporal displacement and capture wormhole micro singularities known as "singular events." Guess what? It really works. I can manipulate wormholes and use them to enter into different time periods, but I have yet to master the precise date that I want to arrive in. Aside from a small static electrical problem inside the chamber, which results in really bad hair days, I have finally managed to go forward in time.

Over the past weekend, I took a little ride into the not so distant future, and returned with a copy of the Staunton Daily News Leader from the period in which I returned from. Apparently, something terrible is happening in Stuarts Draft from the world line that I visited. I was quite disturbed by this report, which made the front page:

Dec 14, 2004

STUARTS DRAFT VA (Reuters) - The siege of Stuarts Draft High School continued into its sixth day today as 190 school children and faculty members are still being held captive by the Islamic Jihad terrorist group. As this small town in rural Virginia waits in fear, more shootings from automatic rifle fire were heard from inside the school, and one more beheading reportedly took place. What was believed to be an explosion inside the school cafeteria has many people worried as smoke plumes from the roof near the vicinity.

"If our demands to release our brothers from Guantanamo are not met, we shall kill one child and behead one faculty member as each day progresses. Since our demands have not been met as of late, we now have four of your teachers dead and four children have been shot by the hand of Allah," said one of the terrorists in a handwritten note.

"We never thought it could have happened here," said a mother, who wished to remain unidentified. "I mean, why us, here in Stuarts Draft?" Questions like these were raised since most of the community would have immediately discounted that militant Islamic terrorists could have possibly been interested in one of their schools in the first place.

"That is the biggest problem - no one had even thought that this could happen to us," said Henry, father of two, who are inside the school. "What's all this stuff about anyway?"

"I only want my baby back," a mother was heard, screaming at rescue squad members on scene.

Delta force members moved into position, but as they approached the roof of the school via helicopter, more shootings were heard, accompanied by screams. A Delta Force team member said that they were told to stay away from the school and were threatened that if they didn't back off, more children would be killed. Now into the sixth day of siege, the town of Stuarts Draft has nothing else to do but sit and wait.

I purposely added in Stuarts Draft High School as host of this hopefully fictitious event in order to wake up our readers. Although this scenario might be terribly alarming and might actually make people wake up around here, I want readers to start thinking about what could happen here in our home town - I want people to wake up and start to realize that we are all in this together. Never think that it could never happen here. I want people to start realizing that it CAN and MIGHT happen here.

We badly need a plan. Should we go in and kill the terrorists, knowing that there is a risk that more of our children are killed at the same time? What if the killings went on without any sign of stopping, until demands are met? Or, do we negotiate with the terrorists and meet their demands, proving to the world that terrorism is the proven method of making things happen in their favor? Do we act as the Russians did over in Beslan, where Chechen separatists (aka militant Muslims) took hundreds of lives with them?

"Thank God that can never happen here."

Yes. I actually overheard that last night over in Draft's Food Lion, where a mother and daughter were discussing the Beslan terror incident. They were standing in front of me at the 20 items or less checkout line.

I held back from adding in my two cents worth, because it's rude to interject into a conversation if you're a bystander. But this was the basis in which got me started into writing this piece. Their discussion inspired me.

Where is this grandiose and expensive Homeland Security plan when we so badly need it?

So what is to be done? When will America wake up and start to realize that the frightening scenario that I have concocted, albeit fictitious for now, could possibly happen here? When will our government start to get off their duffs and get Homeland Security fired into position and do what they are supposed to do? Where are the drills, the acting out of scenarios such as the story above? When will they start to realize that this threat of suicide bombers and hijackers and hostage takers, much like the real story from Beslan, Russia, are inevitably going to happen here? Has our nation forgotten that recently, the town of Tappahannock in Virginia was mentioned in captured files from al-Qaida as a target of high interest?

America needs to wake up and stop being so apologetic toward militant Islam, and view it as the most serious threat against our nation since the Cold War. Believe me - this "new" threat has been around since the seventies. If you haven't been aware of this, then you haven't been following current events, or maybe you can blame your teachers for not discussing this most important issue of our time. Maybe you were too busy thinking about whether or not to go to McDonald's Tuesday night. Maybe you were just plum exhausted from doing all of that yard work over the weekend.

Wake up, and write letters to your Representatives and tell them that you're concerned about suicide bombers coming to a town near you. Tell them that you are gravely concerned over our "tolerance" with militants and the rest of them who get so offended if they are stopped and searched just because they are Muslims. In the meantime, grandmothers are strip searched at airports. What? Oh, I forgot. We'd best not search them, because they appear to be Muslim. Let's not get anyone angry or upset. Guilt by association should not be allowed because it's not right. Heaven forbid - we don't want another Manzanar on our hands.

We worry too much over what people will think. Screw that. However, we cannot blame all Muslims, but we certainly can be overtly cautious of being around them. After all, we have that right to do so as we are protecting ourselves.

Maybe our representatives will start talking once they realize how concerned we are. As citizens we have a right to know the status of this multimillion-dollar project known as Homeland Security and why we're now into our third year and there is no clear cut plan of attack if this frightening scenario should happen in one of our schools.

Because, inevitably, this WILL happen. It might not happen here in Stuarts Draft…but the possibilities exist it will happen eventually.

Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan

Here he is seen shopping at the Fort Hood Commissary in his dirty pajamas. I swear, if I ever saw this, I'd be up front asking him what the hell is he doing dressed out like that on a military installation.

Council on American-Islamic Relations spokesperson Corey Saylor says that speculation Thursday’s tragic shooting at Ft. Hood could be potentially dangerous.

Dangerous to whom?

What's so dangerous to us about forcibly removing discharging every Muslim from the armed forces?

Watch CAIR closely. They will treat him like a victim. They're all vermin; know your enemy. Muslims can be dirty sneaky little bastards.